Who lives in a pineapple under Nestle?

Twin Pack

Reach For The Plyyyyyyyy

I think this spells a rough night for Woody.

Tuna Fish Special

I can't believe the price of dry food these days!!

A Well Balanced Breakfast

Low sugar.

Submitted by Hannah Kane!

Don't Mind If I Do!

And make it a double.

Submitted by Hannah Kane!

Walking on Eggshells

White eggs are actually brown eggs painted white.

White Christmas

Nothing cuts through quite as well.

Poinsettia: The Better Poison

This mother of five decided on a more potent poison to had kill her chrilen.

NEED MORE MEAT!

My budget only allows for so much meat, and this album cannot feed my children.

Blue Sheep

Santa's Helper

I was wondering what I'd do with all the ground hamburger I got in my stocking this year.

You're So Cheesy

"BFF" and "Shells and Cheese" seem redundant.

Sweatin' to the Tabloids

There's also a sack of oranges at this checkout line.

Go Veg

This meat lover's conscience kicked it at the shrimp platter freezer.

One For The Road

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Steal it.

Lactose Intolerant

Since the pizza already gives me 8 other kinds of dairy, I'm not gonna need this whole gallon of milk.

Are You Packing Meat?

Nobody touch my lunch-meat while I go on a non-lunch break.